Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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