i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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