I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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