scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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