Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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