If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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