hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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