we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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