He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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