Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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