So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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