can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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