I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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