I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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