Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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