I cockslap morals
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
bring money and cleavage
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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