Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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