Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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