So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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