Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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