Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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