Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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