i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.