we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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