when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.