evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
last night I used snow as a chaser
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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