it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
