ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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