I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Holy sore nipples Batman
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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