why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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