it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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