direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Actions speak louder than pants.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize