seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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