I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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