Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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