the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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