Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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