is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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