the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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