The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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