also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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