It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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