their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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