S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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