the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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You took a bar mat shot.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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