So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
