I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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