My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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