sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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