just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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