Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
