they need to just BURY HIM!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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