I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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